Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar

Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?

Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu

Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 749 views
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