Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views

Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par

Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar
bola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”
Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blonde Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kela Ktne Ka H?

Sheikh;Kela Ktne Ka H?
Dkandar 5 Rupay Ka
Shekh;2 Rupay Ka Dena H?
Dukndr;2 Rupay M To Chilka MilyGa,
Shekh;Ye Lo 3Rupay Chilka Utar Lo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?

doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
.
santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi…
.
doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete….
.
santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)