A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe
A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl's mother see
her with a boy and calls her...
MOM - kahan par hai?
... GIRL- exam de rahi hu.
MOM- agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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