Phool wala

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
...
Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views
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