Teacher:-

"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Raju (few years ago!) / 1492 views

Agr quiad e azam aa jaen

Teacher :agr quiad azam ek din k lye zinda ho jaen to kia karen ge.
Student:pakistan k mojoda halat dekh kar pakitan waqas angreez k hawale kar den ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 aurat Coma main chali gai

1 aurat Coma main chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raste main janaza khambey se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

...1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhte huwe ja rahe the

lakin shohar ki zuban pe 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Pathan

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Pathan chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Sardar ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Pathan: hum lassi bana rahe hein.

Sardar: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal aapne apne bache

Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|

Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”

Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Today’s dinner should be light

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)