boy - papa aapne mujhse kaha tha k agar main paas ho gaya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge.

father - haan kaha tha

boy - to aapke liye khush khabri hai, aapke 5000 Rs bach gaye.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 970 views

Rakhi sawat started acting

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor
soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the
name of the serials ?
Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sabse maasum dhamki

Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori

karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy ko jaga dunga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

4 cheezain khatam hone per

4 cheezain khatam hone per boht taklef dayti hain…! . .

1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar OR
4– ITWAR…:)

Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai ;-):-p:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

sirf ik baar keh do

Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Get Me An Ambulence Now

A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.

Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!

Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)