Sardar Aur Pathar
Sardar ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha..
Doctor: Ye kaise hua ?
Sardar: Mai hathon se Pathar tod raha tha,to kisi ne kaha "Paaji kabhi to Dimaag istemaal kiya karo."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views
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