1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya
1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya..
Larki: kya kar rahe ho ?
Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.
Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki
Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.
Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki
Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.
Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??
Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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