1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya..

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ?
Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.

Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.

Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki

Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.

Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??

Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1275 views

Once a Pathan was Asked

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

bhoto ka farman

Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
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Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
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Aur
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Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Romentic comments

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to
her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer
pretty. Will you still give me a romantic
compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aisi Jagah Jahan Aadmi Nahi Ja Sakta

Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao

jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy

Aik Sharabi Raat Kay Waqat
Apnay Dost Kay Sath Jaraha Hota Hay
Rastay Main Talab Per Nazar Parhti Hay
Tu Us Main Us Ko Chand Dikhta Hay
Woh Apny Dost Say Kahta Hay:
Yaar Ye Kia Hay
Dost Kehta Hay Chand Hay
Sharabi Hairan Ho Ker
Yaar Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)