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he Definition of d m0st beautiful women... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Is d ONE who will Marry Me Tounge Yay )
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 748 views
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1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
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Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
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Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
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MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
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Santa Driving On D Wrong
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Height of Shock
Maalkin – kya hoa tum 3 din kaam pe nahi ayi ?
Kaam wali – Mem saab maine to facebook pe status update kardia tha ke … ” Going to gaaon for 2 days ”
aapke husband ne comment b kia tha
” have a safe trip, come so0n honey ” :-P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Kaum Hai Doston.
“Ghusse Se Bole Toh Dar Lagta Hai Ke Maare Na”
Or
“Pyaar Se Bole Toh Bhi Dar Lagta Hai Ke Kahi Maar Hi Na Le“
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Mil gaya,
Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya,
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Patni Sardar Se Boli
Aap Hazaro Me Ek Hai
Sardar Ne Ek Tappad Mara Aur Pucha Baki 999 Koun Hai?
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