Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
.

B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
.
.
.
Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 828 views
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