X-RAY
Doctor: X-RAY Me Aap Ki Haddi Tooti Hoi He Mareez: Chalo Shukar He X-RAY Me Hi Tooti He Agar Assal Me Tooti Hoti To Kaafi Kharcha Hota :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 552 views
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