Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”

Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”

Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”

Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”

Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”

Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1086 views

25 Sardar train k piche bhag

25 Sardar
train k piche bhag rhe the

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24 Chad gaye,
toh train me logo ne kaha.
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WellDone guys
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Sardar-Kya Khak WellDone
kamino, :@

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Saala jana to usko tha
hum to sirf choodne aye the...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Makkhi Nahi Udi!

Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shaikh

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai
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Jab light gayi aur kam wali massi boli:

What the hell is this? Do not you have a Generator ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Goes for Interview.

Pathan Goes for Interview. Manager to pathan "Where is Abu Dabi?" Pathan" "Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi, wahin thora door per Abu dabi: 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)