Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.
Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.
Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”
Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”
Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”
Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”
Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”
Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”
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