Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se
Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CH0R DIA KARTAY THAY. ;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Santa: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A young Boy asked a rich old Man:
How He made his Money?
The old Man said:
Son! It was 1932,
The depth of the great Depression
I was down to my last Nickel..
I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.
The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.
I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.
I Continued this for a Month,
By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,
Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!
Moral:
Hard Work is just Shit..Wow
Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.
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Rramu:Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?
Raju:
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .
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MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
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Student: Sir 4 Mausam.
Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?
Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)
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