Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam
Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam LiYe To UsKi Maa usKo mAar rAHI Thi...
Nurse:Q MaR rHi ho??
mAA boLi: kamina jb se Paida HwA Hy, ake hI Baat Puch rHa He..??
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Wo kitnay Admin thay...
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