Kutta Dum kiun Hilata Hy

Teacher: Btao Kutta
Dum kiun Hilata Hy ?

Student: kiun k Dum
Men Itni Takat Nhi
Hoti K Wo Kuttay Ko
Hila Saky

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 936 views
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