Electricity
How Can You Recognize A Sardar In The Scientists
Oh Its Easy
He Will Built A Generator
That Will Use Electricity To Get Started
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views
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Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
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Jaty Hyn
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2- Museebat Mein Dost
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Manager ..
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Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
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Manager: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”
Santa: “Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui”
Manager: “Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai“
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Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke
saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske
samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)
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Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
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Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
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Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha
dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi
kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi
sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P
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