Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.
Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.
Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.
Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya
Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:
Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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