Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par
Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar
bola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”
Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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