Isse Surprise Rakhna

EK AADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?

PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA...

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