Wife saw a sign board:

Shafon suit
Rs 25

... Coton suit
Rs 15

Banarsi suit
Rs 18

Wife:Give me Rs 5OOO i will buy 50 suit.
Husband:Andhi. dhobi ki dukan hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 801 views

Kon sa road?

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher nay pathan sy pucha

Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Kitabon Ki Kunji

Ek Student Ne Paper Diya or End Mai Likha:

Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.

Phir Master g Ne Likha:

Kitabo k Kunji Tumhre Paas Thi.
Thoora Parh Leyte to Kya Bat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho

teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)