Qurbani

"5 Pathan or 1 punjabi Helicopter ki Rasi sy latkay Huway thy",
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"Pilot: Load zyada hy 1 shaks ko koodna ho ga"

"Ye sun ker Punjabi ny kaha k Rasi ko chorny ki Qurbani main deta hoon
Taaliyan!"

"Ye sun ker sarray pathan Taaliyan bajany lagy"

by lescol (few years ago!) / 692 views
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