Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the……
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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