Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha, lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1079 views

The Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.

Whats The Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa And
Titanic?
Moral: “Jo Ladki Ke Chakkar Mein Pada, Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chemistry Teacher

Chemistry Teacher: Oxygen ki Khoj 1858 me hui thi.?Santa:-Thank God mera janam usse pehle nahi hua varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father beta tumne

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.

1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bf drinking

bf drinking
Whiskey with her girlfriend..
Asks her-tum kaun ho……..??
girlfriend-pgal ho gay ho kya
Apni jaanu ko bhool gye ..
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boyfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai..
Bahan
gf shocked, bf rocked..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts
at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The
Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta
sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)