Pathan
Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!
Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(
Q???
Is liye
K
Wo 6 log
Fire Brigade walay thay:-
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 851 views
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