Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 892 views

Pathan bank lootne gya

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Aaj tum late kion aye

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta Bnta-kab tak khaoge

Snta-Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
...
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AJNABI: thora pani mily ga.

AJNABI: thora pani mily ga..??

BACHA: lassi ho jaey to..??

AJNABI; bhot hi acha hy,
...
Ajnabi 5 glass lassi pi k bola:tmhary ghr m koi lassi ni pita..??

BACHA: pitay hai na,
lekn aj lassi m chupkali gir gai thi.

AJNABI ne pyala zamin pe mara...

BACHA roty hoey!

Ammi !unhun ny pyala tor di
ab kutta dodh kis me pye ga ;)))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)