Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 767 views

Bus ke peche bhagty howe

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Why are hurricanes normally

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sahab aapka kutta

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1876 k scince dan

Teacher:1876 k science dano ke bare me kia janty ho?





Student:sir sab k sab mar gae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

intelligent boy

Hahaha w0w :-P
intelligent b0y i must say :-D:-P

Whenever i see a beautiful girl's profile,

I click, open it..
And if her pics are open,
i check them all..

And if i find her attractive, i just drop a message,

" hey, your pics are open. Anyone can misuse them. take care"

She replies, " thanks"

Now, the conversation starts ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)