Pathan

Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 593 views
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