Larki.;K mat kar mera pecha
Larki.;K mat kar mera pecha ik din tu pachtay ga…
Colg k bahr aloo choolay ki shop lagay ga…
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Larka.;- tu mat thokra mere peyar ko.
Ik din pachtay gi..
Usski alooo choolay ki shop pe bartan saaf karti nazar ay gi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1136 views
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