Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai
Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 808 views
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science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou pani mein hi rehti hain na
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
s0ry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Dost: Main Dekh Raha Hoon Kareem Tum Aaj Kal Ghar Se Ziada Bahar Rehtey ho Aakhir Wajah Kya Hai?
Kareem: Kuch Nahi Yaar Ghar main Chaaron Biwiyan Naak Main Damm Kar Deti Hain Isi liye.
Dost: Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?
Kareem: Na Bhai Na, Sab Doosron Ki Hain
Ek Abba ki
Doosri Bhai ki
Teesri Dada ki
Aur Chothi Nana Ki. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.
To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”
Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha
Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
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Saima Rediency
4 or 5 kamroon k luxury Apartment.
Stand by Generator or Kushada
Car parking….:-)
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
by inayat khan (few years ago!)