S@nta K! $ha@di 1 Nur$e $e Ho Gy!,
S@nta K! $ha@di 1 Nur$e $e Ho Gy!,
B@nta :- Or $@nta, Ke$! Ch@l Rh! Ha! M@rr!ed L!fe ??
$@nta :- M@t Puch Y@ar, J@b T@k $!ster N@ Kho, $unti H! Nh!,,,,,,,,,,
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