From Karachi 2 Peshawar
Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked:
R U Suffering From Fever?
Khan Sahb: No, From Karachi &
Going 2 Peshawar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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