Baby Ki Awaz Ki Recording
Santa : Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa :Kyun?
Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views
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