Abba idher AA.

SON: Abba idher AA.

MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.

SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 806 views
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