Ek sardar
Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha
logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?
sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.
logo ne pucha: q kia hua?
sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
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Captain Ne Kaha: Abhi Mai 1 Cup Coffee Pionga Phir Airhostess K Sath Lait Kar Aram Karun Ga.
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ARAM SE JAO ABHI TO WO COFFEE PIYE GA.
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Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
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aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!
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TTE Asked To Sardar : Ticket Dikhao
Santa : Ye Lo Dekho
TTE : Ye To Purani Hai
Santa : To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai
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Hansi Ko Inbox
Anso Ko Outbox
Gusay Ko Hold
Muskan Ko Sent
Help Koh ok z
Dil Ko Vibrate Kro
Pher Dekho Zindgi Ki Ring Tone
Keesi Peyari Mehsoos Hugi.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal CARTOON b nahi haste
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Jan....kia haal hai,
jan....kahan ho,
jan....kab milo ge,
jan....ziyada khush mat hon
space wali jagah pe war laga k parhen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)