Dr. ne kha he k muje blood

RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy

FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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