Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1119 views

Chor moti k hathe chara

1 moti aurat ne chor pakra aur os k opar beth gai aur nokar se boli police ko bula le aa

noker:meri chapal kahan hai?
Chor:abby meri pehan le jaldi ja yaaar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shukar Hai Ijjat Bach Gayi

Looteron Ne Ek Lady Ke Zewar Loot Liye Log Bole:

“Shukar Karo Bhabi Ki Izzat Nhi Looti.”

Bhabi Ne Ye Suna Aur Chilla Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Kameeno Izzat Bech-Bech Kar Hi To Zewar Liye Thhe.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan kafi dair se

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh rha tha, Wife ne tung a kr pocha:

Kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan bola:

.EXPIRY DATE” dhoond raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Student

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don't worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)