Snta Tumhari Attendance Bohat
Teacher:
Snta Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.
Bnta:
Koi Baat Nahi Mera Bhai Khade Khade Exam De Dega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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