Ladke walo ko ladki pasand aa gayi aur unhone ladki walon se kha ki shadi kab karni hai?

Ladki walo ne kha ki abhi hamari ladki padh rahi hai, pdhai ke baad shadi hogi

Ladke walo se gusse mein kaha ki hamara ladka kya bandar hai jo kitabe phaad dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Student

Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kamra nai lift hai

Santa:o bhai sahab mujhe yahan nai rehna mujhe apne paise wapas karo ,itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhe ho.

Waiter:sir ye apka room nai lift hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

speak in english

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)