PATHAN AUR NASWAR
Duniya Me Wo Kon Si 2 Chizen Hen
Jo 1 Dosre K Begher Nahi Reh Sakti Aur Do No BEKAR Hen…?
S0CHO
S0CHO
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PATHAN AUR NASWAR…!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 701 views
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