Girl:mere irade bare neak hai mere lye ap 1000 me se aik hain.
Boy:dimag k hum bi don hai,ye bta baqi 999 kun hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 694 views

A policeman saw a car parked

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Wife husband se

Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per?

Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye!

Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avajme kiyu?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

when your wife

When your wife
- worries about you,
- fights with you,
- looks for your attention for no reason,
- becomes jealous with you,
- shares her joy & sorrows with you, and
- pesters you with eat this and that,
do this and that,
it means SHE CARES.
• When she stops caring,
that’s when you should be worried.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)