Santa apne jeb mai
santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views
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