Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai
simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN
SINGH...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 659 views

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy

Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy!

Sanka Ki ladki Im a Complain Girl!

Santa: Ye kya Chakar hai Paida maine kara name kisi or ka ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Time

2 students raat mai parhty howy

1st: what's the time?

2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara

1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher. bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chak De India

Sachi bahaduri ka matlab

Der raat ko ghar lotna..

Late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun..

Papaji hath me hockey lekar gate khole..

Or tum kaho..
"Chak De India".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)