One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of Her Husband...

'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the

Life. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views

Ek aurat coma main chali gai

Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....

Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...

1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
. Lekin .

Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kids in hospitol

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying
on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to
get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are
you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good
luck, buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha

1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha

Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai……??

Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai

Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya

Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi

0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya

Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

kya tum ne mujhe kutta kha

Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.

Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

There are 20 angels in the world

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u girl.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)