Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!

Friend:How do you know?

Sardarji:I asked them to marry !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 967 views

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa class me haans raha tha

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gala daba raha hun.

Bv: me jb gana gati hun to ap balocony me q chale jate hain?
Husband:is lye k kahen muhale wale ye na samjhen me ap ka gala daba raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dost ruthey to rab ruthey

Dost ruthey to rab ruthey.

phir ruthe to jag chutey.

agar phir ruthey to dil tutey

or agar phir bhi ruthey to utar chappal

mar saley ko jab tak chappl na tutey.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)