Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen
ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi
shadi nahi karta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views

The confused client

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st Friend:" chup raho dek

1st Friend:" chup raho dekho ghar se phone hai..
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2nd Friend:" arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka idhar..
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3rd friend:" tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho gayi dusri de..
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4th Friend:" (in female voice) januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuttay Pr Mazmon

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)