Dost : Itna udas kyun ho
Dost : Itna udas kyun ho ?..... Man : Wife se Jhagda
hua.... Wo Boli 30 Din tak baat nahikarungi......
Dost : To Tum udaas kyu ho yeh to acchi baat
hai ?.... Man : Aaj Aakhri Din hai.........
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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