Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1
Sardar Kuri:
Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa
aglay din wo larki bhag gai
Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 803 views
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