Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Banta:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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khaane baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne.

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