Ye jo Samnay Larka
Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.
Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.
Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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