Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.

Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.

Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 677 views

doctor ki shadi

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

1 behra scooter ghasit

1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha

2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya

2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
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Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Love letter

Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend
everyday.
for 3 years.
Circuit: Then what hapned?
Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)