Joke
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 768 views
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