2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.

First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?

Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views

Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mobile and Ladline

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?
santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai
mobile ka anguthe se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

naak saaf krlo

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”


Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

a black boy was crying and saying to

a black boy was crying and saying to his buffalo - y i m so black everyone teases me
buffalo - "tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Branch Manager

Ek Admi Roz Subha Perr (Tree) Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH
MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)