1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.
Pandit: kaho main apni patni koo apna sab kuch dene ki shapat leta hun...
peeche se awaaz aayi "lo bechaare ki cycle bhi gye".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views

Sardarji is trying to commit

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.

Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”

Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bar Engineering K Sbhi

Ek bar Engineering K Sbhi Professors Ko ek Airplane Me Bithaya Gya.

Fir Announce Kiya Gya Ki
Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai

Sab Professors Niche Utar Gye
Pr Principle Bethe Rhe.

Logo Ne Pucha – Apko Dar Nahi Lagta?

Principle-
“Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hain.
Start Hi Nahi Hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti

Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha,

Banta: “Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti”

Santa: “Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Upset is unhealthy

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is the chemical formula 4 water?

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)