Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein

Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye

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